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Adventure, excitement: a jedi craves not these things.
Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back) |
It's too bad she won't live, but then again, who does?
Gaff (Blade Runner) |
When one man, for whatever reason, has an opportunity to lead an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself.
Jacques-Yves Cousteau (Rushmore) |
We Americans, we're a simple people...but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities
Adrian Cronauer (Good Morning Vietnam) |
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.... choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on the couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Renton (Trainspotting) |
There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation, Ezekiel 25,17:
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) |
Which did you like better? Return of the Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?
Empire.
Blasphemy.
Empire had the better ending. Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader is his father, Han gets frozen, taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.
Randal & Dante (Clerks) |
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack-ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched seabeams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.
Roy Batty (Blade Runner) |
I know you're out there. I can feel you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of us. You're afraid of change. I don't know the future. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to hang up this phone and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to see. I'm going to show them a world without you, a world without rules and controls, without borders or boundaries, a world where anything is possible. Where we go from there is a choice I leave to you.
Neo (The Matrix) |
Weasling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.
Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) |
An angel does not make love, an angel is love.
Pygar (Barbarella) |
Now let me correct you on a couple of things okay? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself. And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those were all mistakes Otto. I looked them up!
Wanda (A Fish Called Wanda) |
Bacon, super crispy!
Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) |
We gotta get this car off the road. Cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood.
Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) |
Ah, you seek meaning? Then listen to the music, not the song!
Kosh (Babylon 5) |
In the heat of investigative pursuit, the shortest distance between two points is not necesserily a straight line.
Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) |
Cookie stand's not part of the food court.
Sure it is.
The food court is downstairs the cookie stand is upstairs it's not like we're talking quantum physics here!
The cookie stand is an eatery, an eatery is part of the food court.
Bullshit! Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside the said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking.
Brodie & T.S. (Mallrats) |
I did have a test today, it's on European Socialism. I mean what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialist? They could be fascist anarchists, that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car...
Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) |
Mister Powers. My job is to acclimatise you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind expanding drugs in a consequence free environment....I'll be sound as a pound!
Vanessa & Austin (Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery) |
Were you alone?
Yes.
Was that difficult?
It was easier than being with someone else.
Rheya & Chris Kelvin (Solaris) |
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) |
Do you expect me to talk?
No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
James Bond & Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger) |
I'll be back.
The Terminaor (The Terminator) |
You are not your job. You are not how much you have in the bank. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. What happens first is you can't sleep. What happens then is there's a gun in your mouth. And what happens next is you meet Tyler Durden. Let me tell you about Tyler. He had a plan. In Tyler we trusted. Tyler says the things you own, end up owning you. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything. Fight Club represents that kind of freedom. First rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. Second rule of Fight Club: You do not talk about Fight Club. Tyler says self-destruction might be the answer.
Narrator (Fight Club) |
Nothing beats the taste sensation when maple syrup colides with ham.
Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks) |
You know there's a million of fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work, most of them just cheat on you.
Silent Bob (Clerks) |
Felicity Shagwell. Shagwell by name, shag-very-well by reputation.
Felicity Shagwell (Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me) |
Understanding is a three-edged sword.
Kosh (Babylon 5) |
... not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: 'I don't believe in the Beatles, I believe in me.' A good point there. Of course he was the walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) |
I put the Grrr in swinger, baby, yeah!
Austin Powers (Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me) |
I know what you're thinking: Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Harry Callahan (Dirty Harry) |
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
In a row?
Dante & Customer (Clerks) |
Still hungry? Ready for something that screams?
Pinhead (Hellraiser V) |
Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
And Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.
Mr. Brown & Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs) |
My name is Winston Wolf. I solve problems.
Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction) |
Everybody be cool. You, be cool.
Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn) |
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
Elwood & Jake Blues (Blues Brothers) |
Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?
Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) |
What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks and that's all.
Matt Hooper (Jaws) |
I'm Jack's smirking revenge!
Narrator (Fight Club) |
Why don't you just kill him?
I have an even better idea: I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Scott & Dr. Evil (Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery) |
This shit's between me and you and the soon-to-be-livin'-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain Mr. Rapist here.
Marsellus Wallace (Pulp Fiction) |
I need you to be cool, are you cool?
(kicks something) I'm cool.
Mr. White & Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs) |
We all get a little mad sometimes, haven't you?
Norman Bates (Psycho) |
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car.
Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction) |
All that makes no sense, like Fermat's Theorem: It's a puzzle we may never solve.
Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek - The Next Generation) |
Austin Powers, be the snake to my mungoos, or the mungoo to my snakes, anyway, this time it's personal: kill him.
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me) |
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Rick Blaine (Casablanca) |
The first kiss is the only one that is real, the rest is protocol.
Down To Earth |
I absolutly believe in god, and I absolutly hate the fucker!
Pitch Black |
Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the fuckin' foot master.
Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) |
Concurrently, the military banned long hair on males, mini-skirts, Sophocles, Tolstoy, Euripedes, smashing glasses after drinking toasts, labor strikes, Aristophanes, Ionesco, Sartre, Albee, Pinter, freedom of the press, sociology, Beckett, Dostoyevsky, modern music, popular music, the new mathematics, and the letter Z, which in ancient Greek means 'He is alive!'
Narrator (Z) |
For god's sake, Mrs. Robinson, here we are, you got me into your house, you give me a drink, you put music on, now you start opening up your personal life to me and tell me your husband won't be home for hours...Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you?
Benjamin Braddock (The Graduate) |
Fate protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise.
Commander William T. Riker (Star Trek - The Next Generation) |
Do you find me undesireable?
Oh no, Mrs. Robinson, I think you're the most attractive of all my parent's friends, I mean that.
Mrs. Robinson & Benjamin Braddock (The Graduate) |
Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't.
Narrator (Fight Club) |
I want more life, father.
Roy Batty (Blade Runner) |
Politicians, ugly buildings and whores, all get respectable if they last long enough.
Chinatown |
What would you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
Arthur.
Reporter & George Harrison (A Hard Day's Night) |
I'm the magic man, the santa claus of the subconscious.
Strange Days |
That's no moon, it's a spacestation!
Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars) |
Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Princess Leia Organa (The Empire Strikes Back) |
As long as there's sex and drugs I can do without Rock'n'Roll.
Mick Shrimpton (This Is Spinal Tap) |
Normally both of your asses would be dead as fuckin' fried chicken. But you happened to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period.
Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) |
One Swedish made penis enlarger pump!
That's not mine!
One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers!
I'm telling you baby. That's not mine!
One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump filled out by Austin Powers!
I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag baby!
One book: Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me. This Sort Of Thing Is My Bag Baby by...Austin Powers!
Officer & Austin (Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery) |
Hasta la vista baby!
The Terminator (Terminator 2: Judgment Day) |
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Dutch (Predator) |
Arrggh! Shit! I've been shot!
I don't fucking believe this. Will everyone please stop getting shot!
Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels |
Objection, Your Honor: strangling the witness!
I'm going to allow it.
Freddy Bender & Judge Marva Munson (Intolerable Cruelty) |
I know Kung Fu.
Show me.
Neo & Morhpeus (The Matrix) |
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
Fabienne & Butch (Pulp Fiction) |
There goes a thousand dollars [losing a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder].
Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
That one did.
Nicholas and Christine (The Game) |
At my signal, unleash hell!
Marcus Aurelius (Gladiator) |
He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.
Ed Crane (The Man Who Wasn't There) |
Doctor Evil! I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called Mister, thank you very much.
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery) |
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers - International Man Of Mystery) |
Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I'll never eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Vincent Vega & Jules Winnfield (Pulp Fiction) |
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Marla Singer (Fight Club) |
Where are you going?
I am just leaving.
But where?
I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman & Evelyn Williams (American Psycho) |
Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) |
It's not about what. It could be that God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my fuckin' car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
But why?
That's what's fuckin' wit' me! I don't know why. But I can't go back to sleep.
Jules Winnfield & Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction) |
Put a gun to my head and paint the wall with my brains.
Narrator (Fight Club) |
Losers always wine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
John Patrick Mason (The Rock) |
My wife has me between a rock and a hard place.
That's her job. You should respect that.
Rex Rexroth & Miles Massey (Intolerable Cruelty) |
I'm a 5th level vegan. I don't eat anything which casts a shadow.
Activist (The Simpsons) |
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Narrator (Fight Club) |
He was into that whole Yale thing.
Yale thing?
Yeah, Yale thing.
What whole Yale thing?
Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Patrick Bateman & Donald Kimball (American Psycho) |
It turned out, that the sweet-talking, tatto-sporting pikey was a gipsy bare-knuckle boxing champion, which makes him harder than a coffin nail.
Snatch |
As astonishing advances in computer science are made, artificial intelligence programs are being designed to assist us in every area of life. In a world-wide network of electronics, they travel through miles of circuitry at the speed of light. We created them to calculate and research, to help us design and heal and think. With all that they can do, are they only electrical impulses...or are they a new form of life?
Tron |
I am Locutus of Borg, resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us!
Locutus (Star Trek - The Next Generation) |
We have to walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.
Leila (Futurama) |
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) |
How can you like Art Garfunkel and Marvin Gaye? That's like saying you support the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Rob Gordon (High Fidelity) |
It looks as if you're reorganizing your records.
Reorganizing my records, yeah!
Hmm, what is it? Chronological?
No.
Not alphabetical.
Nope.
What?
Autobiographical.
Rob & Dick (High Fidelity) |
Barry, why'd you tell her about the store, man?
Oh, man, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers but I thought that was a bad thing... not, like, a business strategy.
Rob & Barry (High Fidelity) |
Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!
Detective (Plan Nine From Outer Space) |
They got this guy, in Germany. Fritz Something-or-other. Or is it? Maybe it's Werner. Anyway, he's got this theory, you wanna test something, you know, scientifically - how the planets go round the sun, what sunspots are made of, why the water comes out of the tap - well, you gotta look at it. But sometimes you look at it, your looking changes it. Ya can't know the reality of what happened, or what would've happened if you hadn't-a stuck in your own goddamn schnozz. So there is no 'what happened'? Not in any sense that we can grasp, with our puny minds. Because our minds... our minds get in the way. Looking at something changes it. They call it the 'Uncertainty Principle'. Sure, it sounds screwy, but even Einstein says the guy's on to something.
Freddy Riedenschneider (The Man Who Wasn't There) |
The pope is a wonderful woman!
Friend (Solaris) |
I'm telling you this because I don't want to have any secrets from you. I don't want there to be any lies between us. It's the secrets people keep that destroy any chance they have of happiness and I don't want us to be like that.
James (Twin Peaks) |
The more you look, the less you really know.
Freddy Riedenschneider (The Man Who Wasn't There) |
This is a snake skin jacket. It's a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom.
Sailor Ripley (Wild At Heart) |
I hurt. Do me a favor. Disconnect me. I could be reworked, but I'll never be top of the line again. I'd rather be nothing.
Bishop (Alien 3) |
You want tact, you go to a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.
Gus Petch (Intolerable Cruelty) |
That girl deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die... but then again, so does she.
Budd (Kill Bill Vol.2) |
Who, who are you?
Who? Who is but the form following the function of what... and what I am is a man in a mask.
I can see that.
Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond & V (V For Vendetta) |
Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.
Joel Barish (Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind) |
I don't mean to shit on anyone's riff, here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit, then we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat? And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exhist?
Yup.
All right, I'm in.
Kenneth & CJ (Dawn Of The Dead) |
In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had murder, bloodshed, and warfare, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly.
Harry Lime (The Third Man) |
In Italy under the Borgias they had 30 years of murder, bloodshed, and warfare and they produced indigestible noodles, boring operas, and the Fiat. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did they produce? The Swiss bank account, the best cheese in the world, and Heidi.
Grandfather, grandfather...
Precisely, Pinky!
The Brain & Pinky (Pinky & The Brain: The Third Mouse) |
What is this?
It is a blue light.
And what does it do?
It turns blue.
Afghan rebel & John Rambo (Rambo III) |
Our rendezvous point will be at 1600 hours. And our password will be: `Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'.
You mean, the secret `Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'?
Exactly.
Dildano & Barbarella (Barbarella) |
Me fail English? That's unpossible.
Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons) |
I don't want them to do anything but drop over!
Yes, well, apparently they're not inclined to do that for you, Captain.
Captain Rhodes & Dr. Logan (Day Of The Dead) |
You want to put some kind of explanation on all this? Here's one as good as any other. We're bein' punished by the Creator. He visited a curse on us. Maybe He didn't want to see us blow ourselves up, put a big hole in the sky. Maybe He just wanted to show us He's still the Boss Man. Maybe He figure, we gettin' too big for our britches, tryin' to figure His shit out.
John (Day Of The Dead) |
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Patrick Bateman (American Psycho) |
Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural.
Ted the Bellhop (Four Rooms) |
How's the wound?
You taught us to ignore pain, right?
Is it working?
Not really.
Colonel Trautman & John Rambo (Rambo III) |
What you got in there?
In here? ...[strokes the Balabushka case, grins]... Doom.
Moselle & Vincent Lauria (The Color Of Money) |
Are you okay?
Don't I look okay?
If you were any thinner, you wouldn't exist.
Stevie & Trevor Reznik (The Machinist) |
I will do what I must.
You will try.
Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith) |
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
President Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb) |
Execute Order 66!
Darth Sidious (Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith) |
Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two eggs mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads....no, wait a minute...I got confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war.
Will you stop mentioning the war?
You started it.
We did not start it.
Yes you did, you invaded Poland...
Basil & a German (Fawlty Towers) |
A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.
V (V For Vendetta) |
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind) |
Tell me, my fancy-fuzzy freak: What do you think of, when you make love to Barbarella?
I do not understand?
Don't be coy with me, you are in no position. If only you had one eye in your head you could see what a delight I am, my face, my body, all my parts are a delight. An exquisite delight.
What is it you want?
I shall share my delights with you. You shall make love to me.
The Great Tyrant & Pygar (Barbarella) |
When you first entered the restaurant, I thought you were handsome... and then, of course, you spoke.
Carol (As Good As It Gets) |
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
Vito Corleone (The Godfather) |
You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Terry Malloy (On The Waterfront) |
Here's looking at you, kid.
Rick Blaine (Casablanca) |
Bond. James Bond.
James Bond (Dr. No) |
You know what happens when women get together on something? All kinds of shit you can't explain happens. But good shit. Mysterious, but good. Usually very good. Things get solved.
Snow (Solaris) |
I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet.
Travis Bickle (Taxi Driver) |
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
Ilsa (Casablanca) |
[alone facing an enemy army] What do we do?
Well, surrounding them's out.
Colonel Trautman & John Rambo (Rambo III) |
Barbarella! I have no armies, or police...and I can't spare the Presidential Band. Besides, you're a five-star, double-rated astronomicatrix. Your mission, then. Find Durand Durand, and use all of your incomparable talents to preserve the security of the stars.
President (Barbarella) |
We don't sell Tic Tacs, we sell cigarettes. And they're cool, available, and addictive. The job is almost done for us.
BR (Thank You For Smoking) |
Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
Melvin Udall (As Good As It Gets) |
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
V (V For Vendetta) |
Goddess Diana, fail you I will.
I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill.
I had him erect and his semen would follow.
Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed.
Eva (Four Rooms) |
Go to hell!
Been there.
Willy & Fender Tremolo (Cyborg) |
[talking to a TV camera] I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead.
Sing (Shaolin Soccer) |
Dude... When did you get all Haight-Ashbury on me? I mean - you used to listen to Nitzer-Ebb!
I was 12, and I was a nazi.
Todd and Cliff (Groove) |
My dear Lady Camden, a beautiful woman like you is Paradise for the eyes - but Hell for the soul!
Sir George Carew (Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Hyde) |
All right look, there's only one 'Return', okay, and it ain't 'of the King', it's 'of the Jedi'.
Randal Graves (Clerks II) |
[on the phone to Premier Kissoff] Hello?... Ah... I can't hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little?... Oh-ho, that's much better... yeah... huh... yes... Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri... Clear and plain and coming through fine... I'm coming through fine, too, eh?... Good, then... well, then, as you say, we're both coming through fine... Good... Well, it's good that you're fine and... and I'm fine... I agree with you, it's great to be fine... a-ha-ha-ha-ha... Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The *Bomb*, Dmitri... The *hydrogen* bomb!... Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head... you know... just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing... Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes... to attack your country... Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri... Let me finish, Dmitri... Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?... Can you *imagine* how I feel about it, Dmitri?... Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?... *Of course* I like to speak to you!... *Of course* I like to say hello!... Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened... It's a *friendly* call. Of course it's a friendly call... Listen, if it wasn't friendly... you probably wouldn't have even got it... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour... I am... I am positive, Dmitri... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then... I'd say that, ah... well, ah... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri... I know they're our boys... All right, well listen now. Who should we call?... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters... Where is that, Dmitri?... In Omsk... Right... Yes... Oh, you'll call them first, will you?... Uh-huh... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri?... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right.
President Merkin Muffley (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb) |
Don't be afraid.
No. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.
Seth Brundle & Veronica Quaife (The Fly) |
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Raoul Duke (Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas) |
After watching the footage of the Kent State shootings, Bobby Jay, then seventeen, signed up for the National Guard so that he, too, could shoot college students.
Nick Naylor (Thank You For Smoking) |
This is ridiculous.
This, Madame, is Versailles.
Marie Antoinette and Comtesse de Noailles (Marie Antoinette) |
They fuck you and fuck you and fuck you, and just when you think it's over, that's when the real fucking begins!
Conrad (The Game) |
You know, Fred, if you keep your sense of humor like you do, you just might make it.
Make it? Make what? The team? The chick? Make good? Make do? Make out? Make sense? Make money? Make time? Define your terms. The Latin for 'make' is facere, which always reminds me of fuckere, which is Latin for 'to fuck', and I have been getting jack shit in that department as of late.
Medical Deputy & Fred (A Scanner Darkly) |
Jesus said nothing to condemn capital punishment as he hung on the cross, did he?
No.
If ever there was a time to go on record against the death penalty, wasn't it that night? Capital punishment is already the law in the state of Maryland. So what are we waiting for, fellow Christians? Let's just do it.
Amen.
Father Boyce & Congregation (Serial Mom) |
You're in the bestiality business.
Hey. Fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Intreaguing.
Randal Graves & Sexy Stud (Clerks II) |
What's the secret, Max?
The secret?
Yeah, you seem to have it pretty figured out.
The secret, I don't know... I guess you've just gotta find something you love to do and then... do it for the rest of your life. For me, it's going to Rushmore.
Herman Blume & Max Fischer (Rushmore) |
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off.
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi (Karate Kid) |
I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Harry Burns (When Harry Met Sally) |
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.
HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey) |
Take the best orgasm you've ever had, multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.
Renton (Trainspotting) |
E.T. phone home.
E.T. (E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial) |
This is Sparta!
King Leonidas (300) |
Houston, we have a problem.
Jim Lovell (Apollo 13) |
Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.
Rigby Reardon (Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid) |
I've got the guts to die. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live?
Harvey 'Big Daddy' Pollitt (Cat On A Hot Tin Roof) |
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!
Dr. Emmett Brown (Back To The Future) |
Luke, I am your father!
Darth Vader (Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back) |
I usually get kissed before I get fucked.
Nick Conklin (Black Rain) |
If you can't say something nice...don't say nothing at all.
Thumper (Bambi) |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
Alex (A Clockwork Orange) |
Soylent Green is people!
Detective Robert Thorn (Soylent Green) |
There was a world, once, you punk.
Yes, so you keep telling me.
I was there. I can prove it.
I know, I know. When you were young, people were better.
Aw, nuts. People were always rotten. But the world 'was' beautiful.
Sol & Detective Robert Thorn (Soylent Green) |
If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn) |
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Blanche DuBois (A Streetcar Named Desire) |
Go ahead, make my day.
Harry Callahan (Sudden Impact) |
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
Carl Denham (King Kong) |
Carpe diem! Seize the day, boys! Make your lives extraordinary!
John Keating (Dead Poet's Society) |
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Peter (Dawn Of The Dead) |
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Narrator (The Usual Suspects) |
What you choose to call hell, he calls home.
Colonel Trautman (Rambo: First Blood Part II) |
It isn't that I'm sorry I killed them, it's that I'm sorry I killed them badly.
Frank Falenczyk (You Kill Me) |
With no power comes no responsibility.
Dave Lizewski (Kick-Ass) |
There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend: Those with a rope around the neck, and the people who have the job of doing the cutting.
Tuco (The Good, The Bad And The Ugly) |
There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door: Those that come in by the window.
Tuco (The Good, The Bad And The Ugly) |
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
Blondie (The Good, The Bad And The Ugly) |
So, how you doing over there, Theo Huxtable.
I'm doing good.
Nah-uh. Superman does good, you're doing well. You need to study your grammar, son.
Tracy & Toofer (30 Rock) |
You're like the Michael Jordan of being a son of a bitch.
Marty Hart (True Detective) |
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Gehen's heraus, oder ich vergess' meinen Wiener Charme.
Der Dritte Mann |
Was macht dir wirklich Spaß? Welche Betätigung vermittelt dir ein Vergnügen, das du bei anderen Betätigungen nicht verspürst? Was findest du befriedigend? Was gibt dir eine besondere Befriedigung?
Ich gehe zu Beerdigungen.
Maude & Harold (Harold & Maude) |
Wenn man die Hand fest schließt besitzt man überhaupt nichts, wenn man sie weit öffnet, dann besitzt man alles.
Tiger & Dragon |
Dein Leiden wird selbst in der Hölle legendär werden.
Pinhead (Hellraiser) |
Also ist das, was wir Liebe nennen, das Bewusstsein zweier Neurosen, daß sie perfekt zusammen passen.
Schlaflos in Seattle |
Wenn man lange genug am Fluss sitzt, sieht man irgendwann die Leiche seines Feindes vorbeischwimmen.
Die Wiege der Sonne |
Die Kette an der Handschelle ist aus Edelstahl. Du brauchst etwa 10 Minuten um sie durchzusägen, ... aber wenn du Glück hast, dann schaffst du es in 5 Minuten deine Knöchel durchzusägen.
Max Rockatansky (Mad Max) |
Sie wissen nicht was Sie wollen, wenn Sie es wüssten, würden Sie es auch bekommen. Das ist wie beim Angeln, du fängst nur den Fisch, den du auch im Kopf hast.
Spiel Um Dein Leben |
Dies ist nicht der richtige Zeitpunkt um gerettet zu werden.
Goldfinger |
Wird ein Samuraij plötzlich enthauptet, sollte er noch fähig sein eine Handlung mit Bestimmtheit auszuführen.
Ghost Dog |
Der Mensch wird weinend geboren und hat er keine Tränen mehr, dann stirbt er.
Der Club der toten Dichter |
Was mich betrifft, ist das Internet nur eine weitere Möglichkeit von einem Mädchen abgewiesen zu werden.
E-Mail für Dich |
Ich hab' auch Clinton gewählt, alle guten Presidenten haben rumgebumst.
Die Macht der Lüge |
Kein Wasser, nein danke, Fische lieben sich darin.
Professor Jones (Indiana Jones und der letzte Kreuzzug) |
Wahrheit ist wie eine Decke unter der man immer kalte Füße bekommt. Sie ist immer zu kurz, egal wie sehr man sie zieht. Egal was du auch tust, du kannst dich nie ganz mit ihr zudecken und vom Schrei bei der Geburt bis zu deinem Tod, bedeckt sie nur dein Angesicht.
Der Club der toten Dichter |
Der Durango 95 schnurrte nur so los, richtig Horrorshow, und ein warmes Vibrato verbreitete sich in unserem Bauch. Und bald, meine Brüder gab's überhaupt nur noch Bäume und Dunkelheit, die im Schwarz der Landnacht zusammenflossen.
Alex (Uhrwerk Orange) |
Haie sind die ältesten Geschöpfe dieses Planeten, aus einer Epoche, da bestand die Welt nur aus Fleisch und Zähnen.
Deep Blue Sea |
Gott ist ein leidenschaftlicher Minigolfer.
Dogma |
Ohne dich wären die Gefühle von heute nur die leere Hülle von damals.
Die Fabelhafte Welt der Amelie |
Töte mich! Erschieß mich doch!
Das kann ich nicht, du blödes Arschloch hast mir ein Loch in meine Hand geschossen!
Verlaine & Rimbaud (Rimbaud & Verlaine) |
Hände weg von Drogen, Gangs und Cyberporno im Internet, und du kannst Präsident der schönen Vereinigten Staaten werden.
Elwood Blues (Blues Brothers 2000) |
Gott hat den Alkohol erfunden, damit die Iren nicht die Welt regieren.
Der Geist und die Dunkelheit |
Fühlen sie sich auch manchmal einsam?
Nur wenn ich unter Menschen bin.
Der schmale Grat |
Ich bringe mich um, weil ihr mich nicht geliebt habt und weil ich euch nicht geliebt habe. Ich bringe mich um, weil unsere Beziehungen zueinander schwach und feige waren und weil ich sie wieder enger knüpfen wollte. Ich werde auf euch einen nicht zu tilgenden Schandfleck hinterlassen.
Das Irrlicht |
Den Äußerungen der Alten zufolge, sollte man seine Entscheidungen innerhalb von 7 Atemzügen treffen. In dieser Beschränkung liegt der Geist zur anderen Seite durchzustoßen.
Ghost Dog |
Größe bedeutet nichts, sieh' mich an: Nach meiner Größe beurteilst du mich, tust du das? Aber das solltest du nicht, denn die Macht ist mein Verbündeter, und ein starker Verbündeter ist sie....
Yoda (Das Imperium Schlägt Zurück) |
Das Unerträgliche ist, dass nichts unerträglich ist.
Verlaine (Rimbaud & Verlaine) |
Komm mir nicht mit Arbeitnehmerrechten, wo sind wir hingekommen, wenn man nicht mal mehr sexuelle Gefälligkeiten von seinem Personal verlangen kann?
Quark (Deep Space Nine) |
Gewöhnlich pflege ich die Zeit in Äonen zu messen, aber in diesem Fall dürfen wir keine Sekunde verschwenden.
Gabriel (God's Army III) |
Sie wussten es würde nicht genug Blut auf der Welt geben um den Durst dieser beiden Dämonen zu stillen.
Narrator (Der Geist und die Dunkelheit) |
Wir sind hohle Männer, ausgestopfte Männer. Aneinandergelehnt, die Schädel gefüllt mit Stroh. Ach, unsere dürren Stimmen, flüstern wir miteinander, sind leise und bedeutungslos wie Wind im trockenem Gras oder Rattenfüße unterm gebrochenen Glas.
Apocalypse Now |
Seit ich von Freud weiß, habe ich sogar Angst meine Mutter anzurufen.
Paul Vitti (Reine Nervensache) |
Ihr seid in Gefahr! Seht ihr das nicht ein? Sie sind hinter euch her, sie sind hinter uns allen her! Hinter unseren Frauen, unseren Kindern, hinter jedem! Sie sind schon hier! Ihr seid die nächsten!
Dr. Miles J. Bennell (Die Dämonischen) |
Ich würde die ganze Welt abschlachten, wenn du mich nur lieben könntest.
Gladiator |
Gott erschafft Dinosaurier, Gott vernichtet Dinosaurier. Gott erschafft Adam, Adam tötet Gott, Adam erschafft Dinosaurier.
Dinosaurier frisst Adam, Eva besitzt die Erde.
Ian Malcolm & Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park) |
Wie siehst du denn aus? Biste gerannt?
Manni (Lola Rennt) |
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¡Sayonara baby!
The Terminator (Terminator 2) |
Hoy cumples siete años. Ya eres un hombre. Entierra tu primer juguete y el retrato de tu madre.
El Topo (El Topo) |
El topo es un animal que cava galerías bajo la tierra, buscando el sol. A veces, su camino lo lleva a la superficie. Cuando ve el sol, queda ciego.
Narrador (El Topo) |
¿Quién eres tú para hacer justicia?
¡Soy Dios!
El Colonel & El Topo (El Topo) |
